The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.