The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- A mysterious flag erases Goedert's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Goedert is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
75%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goedert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.