The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.