The Phantom Flag Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ref: "Number Goedert, that's a flag." Goedert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.