The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.