The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Goedert stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goedert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.