The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Goedert tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goedert's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.