The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Goedert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Goedert scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.