The Invisible Route Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Goedert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Goedert's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.