The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dallas Goedert
Dallas Goedert · PHI · TE
“Goedert has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Goedert's week
- Goedert gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Goedert is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Goedert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Goedert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Goedert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Goedert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.