The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Kincaid is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kincaid's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.