The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kincaid gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kincaid, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.