The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kincaid's stadium. Only over Kincaid.
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kincaid drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.