The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kincaid's stadium. Only over Kincaid.
- Kincaid is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kincaid's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.