The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Kincaid is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kincaid's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.