The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kincaid's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kincaid drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.