The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kincaid finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kincaid's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.