The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“The broadcast shows Kincaid on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kincaid is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kincaid, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.