The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kincaid's stadium. Only over Kincaid.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Kincaid's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kincaid drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.