The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kincaid catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kincaid's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.