The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kincaid spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kincaid's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.