The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- The broadcast shows Kincaid on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Kincaid, Kincaid, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.