The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kincaid's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- The broadcast shows Kincaid on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kincaid is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kincaid drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.