The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kincaid's stadium. Only over Kincaid.
- Kincaid gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kincaid's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.