The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kincaid gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Kincaid scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.