The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kincaid's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Kincaid gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kincaid's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.