The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“The broadcast shows Kincaid on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kincaid will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kincaid's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.