The Late Scratch Hex of Dalton Kincaid
Dalton Kincaid · BUF · TE
“Kincaid is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kincaid's week
- Kincaid is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kincaid finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kincaid's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Kincaid in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Kincaid is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Kincaid actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.