The Chip-and-Release Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.