The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.