The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Schultz is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Schultz drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.