The Blocking Assignment Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Schultz's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Schultz is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.