The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Schultz gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.