The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.