The Hamstring Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.