The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Waller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.