The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Waller's stadium. Only over Waller.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.