The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.