The Snap Count Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Waller, Waller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.