The Snap Count Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.