The Phantom Flag Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.