The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“The broadcast shows Waller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.