The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Ref: "Number Waller, that's a flag." Waller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.