The Blocking Assignment Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.