The Chip-and-Release Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.