The Late Scratch Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Waller gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
91%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.