The Mystery Tweak Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Waller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.