The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.