The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“Waller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- A mysterious flag erases Waller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.