The Snap Count Hex of Darren Waller
Darren Waller · CAR · TE
“At 34, Waller is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waller's week
- Waller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Waller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Waller scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darren Waller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darren Waller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darren Waller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.